"In Greek, “nostalgia” literally means “the pain from an old wound”. It’s a twinge in your heart, far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn’t a spaceship, it’s a time machine. It goes backwards and forwards, it takes us to a place where we ache to go again."
- Don Draper (via weaverofstars)
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the best tumblr has to offer
yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this
the last one though
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*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive
what the fuck does this post even mean
it’s kinda like when you get lonely, so you turn on your ceiling fan, but the water doesn’t boil in time, so you just put the pasta in and wait for it to cook.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
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fun fact one time i auditioned for a play and the character called for a russian accent and i did mine for the director and got the part and she stopped me on my way out and asked my how i got it so believable sounding and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was because of the amount of time i spend imitating chekov from star trek when i’m home alone
i’m nominated for an acting award at my school now because of this
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